#Funny words that start with w tv

Sir William Erskine, 2nd Baronet (after he jumped off a balcony) 37. “Don’t let it end like this. Lawrence of Rome, deacon (while being burned alive as punishment) 36. Niccolo Machiavelli, Italian diplomat 35. In the former I shall enjoy the company of popes, kings and princes, while in the latter are only beggars, monks and apostles.” “I desire to go to Hell and not to Heaven. Winston Churchill, British Prime Minister 33. Alexander Graham Bell, scientist (after his wife said, “Don’t leave me.”) 32. Tallulah Bankhead, actress (when asked if she wanted anything) 31. Josephine Baker, dancer (while reportedly trying to seduce a younger man) 30. Lady Nancy Astor, socialite (when she woke up and saw her family gathered around her bed) 29. Johnny Ace, singer (while playing with a gun backstage during a concert) 28. W.C Fields, actor (when asked why he was reading the Bible) 25. “This wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. Voltaire, philosopher (after a priest asked if he wished to denounce Satan) 24. “Now is not the time for making new enemies.” Ian Fleming, creator of James Bond (while ambulance crew took him to hospital) 23. I don’t know how you get along so fast with the traffic on the roads these days.” “I should have never switched from scotch to martinis.” Henrik Ibsen, playwright (after his wife said he was looking better) 21. John Sedgwick, general of the Union Army (as he was shot mid-sentence) 20. “They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist-” “I’ve had 18 straight whiskeys… I think that’s the record.” I’m tired of being the funniest person in the room.” Bob Hope, comedian (when his wife asked him where he wanted to be buried) 16. Rodgers, convicted murderer (when asked if he had a last request before dying by firing squad) 15. Buddy Rich, drummer (when asked, ““Is there anything you can’t take?” by a nurse before going into surgery) 14. “Bring me a bullet-proof vest.” Joan Crawford, actress (when her housekeeper was praying) 13. “Yeah, country music.” Chico Marx 12. “Damn it! Don’t you dare ask God to help me!” Put in my coffin a deck of cards, a mashie niblick, and a pretty blonde.”

#Funny words that start with w tv

Charles Gussman, TV announcer 11. “Remember, Honey, don’t forget what I told you. Eugene O’Neill, playwright (as he died in a hotel) 10. “And now for a final word from our sponsor-.” Donald O’Connor, actor 8. “I knew it! I knew it! Born in a hotel room and, goddamn it, dying in a hotel room.” Grasso, convicted murderer (after he ate his last meal on death row) 7. “I’d like to thank the Academy for my lifetime achievement award that I will eventually get.” Richard Feynman, physicist and author 6. “I did not get my Spaghetti-O’s I got spaghetti. Louise-Marie-Thérèse de Saint Maurice, Comtesse de Vercellis (after letting one rip) 5. “I’d hate to die twice. Jean-Philippe Rameau, composer (as the priest sung hymns at his deathbed) 4. “Good. James French, convicted murderer (before his execution) 3. “What the devil do you mean to sing to me, priest? You are out of tune.” “Hey fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French fries.'” Because if you can’t go out with a bang, you might as well go out with a laugh.